Alright boys and gals,
I decided to share with you a true story,
it's been a while since i posted anything, so I'm writing a longish story for you to enjoy! (actually its REALLY long)
Alright then! grab your popcorn, chips, banak, and your favorite non-intoxicating drink and read on!
So the events occured right after the 2008 new years, during that time I was in florida with my family
and since my pops decided that I'm gonna be driving from florida to newyork with no stops because
family time is awesome (or because its cheaper....)
I was having a hell of a peachy time since after
driving for over 20 smthin hours i was going to take an
8 hour flight from NY to Seattle and of course by the time I got there I have to take a
9 hour bus ride to my college town because it was gonna be too late for flights.
Now you might say "Oooh! exciting!" or "I would've planned my trip better!"
yes yes all of that is noted, but actually that's not the exciting part of my story. It was just to put you in the picture of my
physical state when I finally got on that bloody bus.
I was miraculously moving my body going on 30+ hours without sleep on the bus when we reached the mountain pass (Snoqualmie pass) in the middle of Washington state. Here are some pictures to show you how fun it is over there
As you can see, it might not be the spot where you'd find the abominable snowman, but you just might see his tiny cousins.
Anyways, moving on.
So, me being extremely lucky, I had to travel on the day that the worst blizzard (snow storm) in
20 years happened. Being on the bus, and wanting to get home in any shape or form. I basically gave this 1.5s of thought and then my body resumed its zombified state. Why didn't i just pass the F!*@ out you might say? because the old geezer sittin next to me made me THAT uncomfortable.
So.
As some of you might know, driving in heavy snow requires extra traction. Meaning your tires need help to stay on the bloody road. And to solve this problem, a very smart, albiet cheap person discovered that you can use iron chains (salasel) to get extra traction on the tires.
Smart idea, pain in the butt to accomplish. since you got to put the chains over and
around the tires, which is very hard to do on dry land, not to mention in deep snow
AND in a blizzard.
Why do i bother with this you might ask? well it so happened to be that our bus driver
DOESNT KNOW HOW TO PUT CHAINS ON THE TIRES so therefore, when we reached the top of the mountain pass, and were stuck in the snow.
Well, it wasnt so bad on my end because I wasn't movin my darn ass anywhere.
A bunch of the other people and the driver spent about 1.5 hours putting the chain on, and eventually the bus started moving again.
After a little while, i started to notice that there's a strange sound kind of like a rope grinding on wood kind of sound. A couple minutes pass by, then a strange smell was fillin up to place.. not too soon after people started screaming in the back
FIRE FIRE!!!
The bus driver pulled over, and we were all runnin out in the snow to figuer out what the hell is goin on. Of course I didnt dress for the occasion, all i had on was a thin polyster jacket, a long sleeve shirt, sweatpants and running shoes.
it is NOT the way to dress if your going out in a bloody blizzard with tempratures in the
NEGATIVE.
Anyways, so we look around the bus to see whats up, and this tendril of smoke starts to come up from the back tire. Apperantly the people didnt put the chain on correctly and the friction caused a rubber fire in the rear tires.
This wouldnt have been a huge issue, if the driver
DIDNT FORGET TO BRING THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER. so, naturally, it was a big deal... you know?
So we were far away from the bus, and the bus driver was hard to see but I could tell that he was trying to put out the fire by shoveling snow with his hands.... it looked really funny actually. And the fire got bigger and bigger until...
Ok so these are like just random pics from the net, but you get the idea about what happened.
The bus exploded, we were stranded on the mountain in the middle of a blizzard watching our stuff
burn for about
3 HOURS. since it was in such a heavy storm the fire trucks had a hard time getting to us. so basically we were all huddled up for warmth until an 18 wheeler pulled over and gave us shelter in the storage container.
of course by this time i was reaching the 40ish hour mark of going on without sleep, so all of this happened like it was some kind of blurry dream, it was difficult to think, not to mention stand up.
so i decided to do something....
6ab3an dageet 3ala el walid.
me: yoba.
dad: haa 7imdila 3al salama
me: enfijar el ba9
dad: .......
dad: eee emota we9alt?
me:... enfijar el ba9
dad: sheno ya3ny enfijar el ba9?
me: .......el ba9 enfijar
(a few seconds pass by, then i hear my dad in the background "Shoofy weldich madry sheno ga3ed e5arbe6")
Mom: Weshfeek!!
me: el ba9.....enfijar
Mom: weee!!! laykoon 9ar feek shay!
me: la zeen. bardan wayed.
Mom: wel jnaa6?!
me: uhh......
(actually i didnt think about it, then i paniced for a sec.... then i realized that i had my laptop with me and everything was cool)
me: bas thyabi e7targow
Mom: Yoooooooo!!! `3amee`6a!
me: ........... ee...
Mom: Weenek bil fendiq?
me: la....eb sha7ina
Mom: Sheno tsawy hnak?!
me: .....a6eg e9be3
(the network disconnected).
Alright im tired of typing.
lol
In the end the fools compensated me a stupid amount of money, and they took me home the next day.
Lesson: dont go over mountains in a freaking bus.